Distracting Emails and “Unsubscribe” Buttons

Recently, I had to go through some 6,000+ emails I had largely been ignoring in my Yahoo account (of which I’ll be closing the account completely, due to current events).
How did it get to be that much? One word: Depression.
2016 was a brutal year to get through, and the big grey bastard, Depression, seemed to be resting right on me for a majority of that time. Those of you with this condition may understand the resistance to get out of bed, much less open up emails, only to have a majority of them be crap sales and spam pieces. The other side of it is giving in to these sales, and spending money you can’t afford to spend.
For the last few weeks, I was working an office gig that had me acting as the receptionist. I was planted in front of two screens and given carte blanche to the computer and the internet. I took this opportunity not just to get my blog going, but also to go through my Inbox like Tazz on crack.
It took a while. It took a few days.
Okay, it took over a week.
Why so long? There was a lot, and I mean A LOT of emails for blogs I had been following, sales on book t-shirts and other sorts of literary postings, and any number of sales pitches for new products. It gets overwhelming, and sometimes when you’re looking at everything you need to get through, you end up doing none of it and instead keep playing Words With Friends. (I still say “dane” is a word. If we can have Great Danes, we can have Danes who are great at being themselves!)
There are other emails where you want to handle them later, but “later” never seems to happen. So what do we do with those?

  • Allot a certain amount of time — anywhere from half an hour to an hour — in the evening to get through those specific emails.
  • Open them immediately and scan through, deliberate if this is an email that warrants the extra time.
  • Open the emails, and provided that they aren’t spam, if there’s a link referring you to a page, send the link to yourself in a new email, collected with other links to check out.
  • UNSUBSCRIBE!!! You know the stores you like. All the others are distractions. Speed-scroll to the bottom of those nuisance emails. There’s a 95% chance there’s an “Unsubscribe” option all the way down there. Click on it. You aren’t missing out on anything. Instead, you’re giving yourself less to have to choose from, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing.

This took me a while to accept these facts as such. You can chalk it up to being an over-consumer. Always wanting more new things is not really being “ahead of the crowd”. It’s more like you’re burying yourself in the clutter.



One Reply to “Distracting Emails and “Unsubscribe” Buttons”

  1. Thanks. I’m going through the same terrible trial. I have over 15,000 emails! I am slowly witing it down day by day. I set a goal of 50 emails a day to get off my backlist, plus 10 email sues to “unsubscribe” to. But this brings up another problem…I spend an inoryamount if time trying to locate to “unsubscribe” button or link on these emails! Every single one is in a different location, although it’s usually all the way at the bottom. Some require you to read the tinest print, and then somewhere in the middle, it will direct you to change your profile or subscription, not unsubscribe. The newsletters seem the most devious, they say to unsubscribe, just uncheck the ones you no longer want, then hot update. I’m a cynical person. But after several of these, I’m still receiving the newsletters. To which they say, it’ll take up to 10 days to remove me from their lists! So. Now I have lists of when I unsubscribed and when I should stop receiving emails. Makes me very hesitant to give out my email address next time I’m asked.


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